Jul 24, 2020
Remember the movie Interview with the Vampire? Well, the protagonist’s name was Lestat and he was not referred to as simply Lestat, but very formally, The Vampire Lestat? Well Davey Dabs always dug that, so he said that when he becomes a rock star, this is how he would be infamously referred to.
Davey Dabs has no intention of ever becoming a rock star. But neither did Kurt Cobain.
Davey Dabs plays electric bass guitar in a local band called The Miscreants. Purposefully, this band is not necessarily a good band. You see, although Davey Dabs is a pretty solid player, the consensus about the songs, if that is what one must call these quips of noise, is that they are deeply lacking in organization. And if you were lucky enough to conduct a press conference with Davey Dabs, it would be distinctly noted that this is entirely by design. Which he considers to be the crux of the genius.
The concept, he will inform you with the confidence of Frank Zappa being interviewed, is to be the antithesis of composition. It is his objective to confuse and repulse the expectations of the listener, and to deliver a controversial juxtaposition with the intention of creating complete confusion. The music is unpalatable, exactly what Davey Dabs intends and precisely what he believes will distinguish him as a melodic martyr.
Davey Dabs has proclaimed himself the world’s only fan of his musical idol, Russell Hobbs from the band Gorillaz. He relishes in the fact that this is a fictional, animated character, which Davey Dabs believes imbues him to an elite relationship to which no one else can attest.
His highest goal in life would be to dab out Mr. Hobbs with a fat glob of the purest solventless hash rosin available. Of course, to do that, Davey Dabs would have to somehow make the transition from human into animation.
And Davey Dabs could not be more cool with that.