Nov 28, 2022
Since the first Caribbean pirate washed down his minnow stew with peppercorn spiced rum, the mouth mane has stood as a solid sign of masculinity. However, as hair trends wane and wax, the last thirty years or so have not been friendly to the man stache. Like, if you donned a thick one and a person caught a glimpse in...
Nov 21, 2022
Let’s face reality. The world is a much less rocking place now that a landfill somewhere is stacked with obsolete Guitar controllers. It’s kind of sad that gone are the days when all you had to do was turn on the television, throw a strap around the neck and instantaneously morph into an imaginary rock god. With a...
Nov 14, 2022
Have you ever heard a dude say
that he would still bed Mary Anne from Gilligan’s Island, even if
she’s currently 110 years old? Well, the same goes for Sandy in
Grease. In fact, if those rambunctious teenaged gearheads hadn’t
soiled her white blouse, she might have remained a
virgin.
In my mind, she always
will...
Nov 7, 2022
Let’s be real, sometimes in life we want the white lie. We need the white lie. Because collectively it is better for us than the truth and we are ok with that. There is a rare agreement here that is universally approved because the benefit of all humanity is not worth compromising. And aside from the religious zealot...