Oct 25, 2021
We all know the 10-second rule. When you drop a piece of food, if you pick it up within ten seconds you have beaten the decomposition clock, essentially rescuing the item from the armies of crazed little germs that lie in waiting for food fumbles. In your mind’s eye, these microscopic creatures are blood-thirsty...
Oct 18, 2021
Sure, you can sit on your ass all day and pile up the layers of blubber while filling your brain with useless information from the boob tube, but that only goes so far until it’s time to get outside and do shit. And the moment you cross that threshold from front door to sidewalk, the real-life video game begins. Be it...
Oct 11, 2021
In the house of the Dabby Bunch where Rachel the Ripper, The Swashbuckling Shatterbrain Shane, and Davey Dabs reside, there is a fourth honorary member worthy of mention. And that person is The Guy On The Couch.
Generally, there are two ways someone claims the label of The Guy On The Couch. Either that person simply...
Oct 4, 2021
No one wants to be lonely. Human beings need social interaction. Which explains why the smartphone is truly your bestie because it will always respond to you brightly, saturating your glowing face with reverence. Even at your most compromised moments when the eyes are drooping and the teeth need brushing, it worships...