Jun 26, 2023
It happened in the co-ed dormitory at college. There I was, chatting it up outside of someone’s room in the hallway, when I heard the words splattered out in a high pitch cheer. “Mikey”! It is one of my buddies who is twice my size. He comes charging down the hallway with what I think will be a loving bear hug,...
Jun 19, 2023
Guess what the leading cause for divorce is. Marriage. You know why? Because when you’re young and horny and good looking and fit and ambitious and wild and optimistic and horny, the idea of growing old with someone who can shoulder half the responsibilities seems like a great plan. And the honeymoon sounds like a...
Jun 12, 2023
The sound of farting is funny. Call me immature, but
if the timing is just right, the surprise audio booty burst of
creaking wood, or the short brunt of a brass instrument, can be
playfully startling, resulting in a good giggle.
Even my 70-year-old Victorian-bred mother finds small moments of
joy in the embarrassment...
Jun 5, 2023
Peek into someone’s fridge, and you get a glimpse into
their soul.
Because what one chooses to store in the crib’s chilliest place
provides clues to those with inspective impulses whilst grabbing a
glass of water. Are there indications of plans for the unexpected
(or expected) Armageddon, or is it a bare-bones,...