Nov 29, 2021
Let’s be frank, getting a shitty gift that is only going to end up in the garage stuffed inside a plastic bin for the next 8 years is a burden you didn’t ask for. Yet, you’re forced to choke out a smile while pretending that a jigsaw puzzle of a flower garden somewhere in Germany has been the missing piece to...
Nov 22, 2021
People tell me this sometimes. But am I narcissistic, or just really eager to be recognized? A little of both, methinks.
Aren’t we all guilty of wanting attention at some level? I mean, at what point are you self-absorbed, or just looking to feel relevant in this glorious human experience of lightning strikes...
Nov 15, 2021
It’s an oxymoron, really. Because love rarely has anything to do with extramarital activities. It’s easy to confuse love with sex because the emotion you experience with a person with whom you’re sharing bodies makes your heart swell. Or anywhere blood flows for that matter.
Infatuation is a different story. And...
Nov 8, 2021
“Davey Dabs has a propensity for the outrageous,” says the Swashbuckling Shatterbrain Shane. “Surprising, it is to me, that The National Weather Service hasn’t yet named a hurricane called Davey.” He understands the absurdity of that statement and chuckles to the posse while the point is made by swinging his...
Nov 1, 2021
If it weren’t for the bubonic plague, rats could easily be man’s best friend. And the rat-infested movie Willard didn’t help their reputation, either. You snicker, but what we’re talking about is pretty much just an oversized mouse, right? I mean, if you really put tangible reasoning to our fearful rationale,...