Dec 27, 2022
If you played sports as a kid,
you probably remember that swirling stomach sensation just before
the start of game called “the butterflies”. This swarm of jitters
fluttered through your abdomen inducing slight nausea, perpetuated
by the potential of embarrassment, or incurring a painful
injury.
This is the
reaction...
Dec 19, 2022
Wisdom is never bought and sold but gained through participation. One must have experienced events which allow us to draw context that is then utilized for delegating from a position of better understanding. For most, this comes sparingly through the routine of daily life, but then there are some who thrust themselves...
Dec 13, 2022
I’ve got a beef. Whoever invented this mindless game blatantly stole the name from Beavis’s alter ego. I mean, nothing embodies bottled up teen angst more than the Great Cornholio teeth-chattering out stream of consciousness anxiety like a vibrating dildo with a broken off-switch. And how the hell that translated...
Dec 5, 2022
Autism is not funny.
If you’re poking at a
human being, that is. But if it’s an animal (or an insect, or a
fish, etc.), you have license to say whatever you want because the
concept seems ridiculous. It’s not an official veterinary
diagnosis.
Cannabis experiences
the same plight, in that if there’s little...
Nov 28, 2022
Since the first Caribbean pirate washed down his minnow stew with peppercorn spiced rum, the mouth mane has stood as a solid sign of masculinity. However, as hair trends wane and wax, the last thirty years or so have not been friendly to the man stache. Like, if you donned a thick one and a person caught a glimpse in...