Apr 24, 2023
I feel like being bad.
Therefore, I am going to find a sign on the side of a building that
prohibits me from hanging out and purposefully looking like I don’t
belong. I’ll don a feather boa, sparkly, ridiculously oversized
sunglasses, and a t-shirt that says FUCK CORRUPTION.
I think this is what they mean by NO...
Apr 17, 2023
If you need proof, just listen to the song from the
Lego movie. After a while, it becomes the antithesis of awesome.
Especially if you are always running the kids around in the grocery
getter and have reached the unenviable 420th listen.
At that point everything is annoying.
I mean, this energetic song about positive...
Apr 10, 2023
Many babies have been made under the influence of
alcohol. And if you date back to the day whence liquor was first
drunk, that’s a shitload of humans created from bad decisions. I
mean, we’re on the verge of reaching eight billion bodies choking
out the planet, and we don’t need more people.
See the...
Apr 4, 2023
In 2024, Disney’s copyright on the very first Mickey Mouse
animated short, Steamboat Willy, will expire, allowing the
image of the pop culture icon to enter the public domain. With the
98 years of protection expiring, the original iteration of the
world’s most ubiquitous mouse is finally available to borrow.
So,...