Feb 27, 2021
She used to be more fun. You could ask her where to bury a dead body and her reply was playfully non-resistant, on board for a senseless jab. But something happened because she appears to have lost her sense of humor. What, did she get indicted for a murder charge?
Did we get married?
In the beginning, we had such a...
Feb 19, 2021
Once, Rachel the Ripper asked Davey Dabs if he was pregnant. Of course, she was being facetious, but because of his unflappable determination to interject his satirical influence into the current landscape of human culture, in some ways it was a logical inquiry were it not for the obvious gender limitations. Also,...
Feb 12, 2021
There are some things that just get worse as you get older. And I’m not just referring to air quality and fast-food ingredients, but personal things like your optimism, your waistline, and last but definitely least, your high school letter jacket. That is, if you even earned one. And if you didn’t, then your...
Feb 5, 2021
In case you couldn’t tell from the title, I’m not a big fan of bok choy. In fact, I think it’s how you say “fuck you” in Chinese.
Mandarin, or Cantonese? Hmmm.
I get your confusion, we’re talking about a food item here, not an ex who brought home a surprise STD. Therefore, there’s no justification to treat...