Oct 31, 2022
I think it is the devil’s candy. Call me broken, but when the thought of black licorice enters my thoughts, I immediately picture the odd fuck from Lemony Snickets hiding a sinister grin behind his outreached hand that is gripping black licorice like it’s a bouquet of dying flowers. Or that miserable pedophile in...
Oct 24, 2022
We’ve all heard that it takes
two to tango. But have you ever known anyone who ever tried
tangoing? No, you haven’t.
Is tangoing even a
word?
Everyone has tried to
Limbo, but even though these two world renowned dances sound like
they could be kissing cousins, their originations came from
opposite sides of the...
Oct 17, 2022
I don’t know if the guy who invented Italy’s most important contribution to the world was smoking a pepperoni sized doob when he changed the course of civilization by going robust on the crust, but that champion put the chow in ciao. I mean, there are only so many ways you can embellish a burger, but with a pizza,...
Oct 10, 2022
The moment your automobile doors are shut with the driveshaft engaged; the contest is underway. Regardless of who is behind the wheel of other vehicles competing for space on the road, your primary objective is to circumvent them to save precious minutes enroute to your destination. And although the unidentified drivers...
Oct 3, 2022
Davey Dabs can be absurdly
ridiculous. And according to his roommates, Rachel the Ripper and
the Swashbuckling Shatterbrain Shane, this can be the least
enjoyable personality trait of this benevolent, dab sharing friend.
Although Rachel will admit that his antics are often entertaining,
but inconvenient.
“Everyone...