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Stoney Baloney | A Narrated Cannabis Column


Jul 23, 2021

Like sand through a sifter, there are some items in life that have an uncanny way of eluding your possession. And it seems that no matter how much attention is directed toward keeping these elusive apparatuses secure, they somehow have a way of playing hide and seek. Like that extra sock that is secretly abducted by the...


Jul 16, 2021

Who’s the married prankster that decided it’d be a brilliant idea to indoctrinate children with the concept that a man and a woman cohabitating until death is paramount to living a fulfilled life? I understand that for our species to proliferate for the first 40,000 years this coupling was necessary, but now we...


Jul 9, 2021

You know the Pink Floyd song “Time” where David Gilmour realizes one day that 10 years have gone behind him? Well, if afforded the luxury of remaining upright long enough, there will be a point in everyone’s life where that guarantee proves true.

A lot of moments make up 10 years.

We attempt to store special ones...


Jul 2, 2021

There she was, standing over fresh dog poop, looking down upon a thin strip of sidewalk grass along a quiet suburban road holding her only bag, bulging and tied off. The Rhodesian Ridgeback at the end of the leash, quite unfortunately, just unloaded an unexpected second helping.

 

To leave or not to leave, that is the...