Mar 20, 2023
In case you didn’t know, Davey Dabs has a stomach
tattoo.
The tattoo is a realistic portrait of an actual stomach. The
stomach is that of his deceased grandmother. And although he was
not a witness to the autopsy of his beloved grandma Dombrowski from
his mother’s polish side of the family, he did bring a Ouija board
to place next to the foot pedal, knowing that the artist rendering
this organ would channel her spirit for accuracy.
The artist, Kenny Ink, was a team player through and through, never
complaining or taking deep, impatient breaths during the meticulous
process. He’d done several of Davey Dabs’ earlier tattoos,
including the golden arches of Macdonald’s across the left side of
the neck. His ability to apply precision while maintaining a steady
hand is his most excellent skill, highly tested in this one
particular instance due to the rise and fall of Davey Dabs’ belly
between intervals of his beckoning of his beloved Babusia.
Could he capture an actual resemblance to the late matriarch’s
stomach? We will never know, but there’s no denying that the image
is strikingly lifelike. It’s the detailed depiction of creases and
wrinkles that give it an uncanny resemblance.
“Trust your gut,” Davey Dabs instructed the uncertain
tattooist.
Kenny Ink smirked, slightly anxious.
Kenny Ink also did his tattoo of Tattoo, the short and stout
Mexican character from the 1970’s television show called Fantasy
Island. This tattoo is on the left shoulder. Directly underneath
the arm, on the upper rib cage, is a tattoo of a heating pad. The
reason is that Tattoo will not get cold, having spent his entire
life in tropical climates.
By the way, Davey Dabs has seen every episode of Fantasy Island on
Hulu. He is also addicted to Gilligan’s Island.
He always looks for crops in the jungle scenes.