May 29, 2023
We are preoccupied with sex.
Since each of us first exited the womb, genitalia has drawn our
fascination with the irreversible magnetism that’s built into our
DNA.
But as the system of indoctrination has been designed to control
our natural urges through guilt and shame, there is still no proven
method of turning...
May 22, 2023
Dude, we were having a great night, and then...
It appeared that the late shot of elixir was what transformed Dr.
Jekyll into Mr. Hyde, escalating the exuberant whiskey burn growl
into an ear-piercing screech.
And that’s where the off switch appears to have malfunctioned.
Like a Pitbull on its first lick of steak...
May 15, 2023
Davey Dabs saves his earwax.
He stores these globs in carefully labeled ceramic saucers that are
categorized by the air temperature and date they were
extracted.
And as much as the fear of bacterial propagation is, he ensures his
housemates Rachel the Ripper and the Swashbuckling Shatterbrain
Shane with whom he shares...
May 9, 2023
Do you remember your first kiss? Damn right, you do.
It was a rite of passage and potentially the most meaningful
experience of your life. While the heating blood power-pumped on
the inside, the bone-dry lips and frozen hips barely budged on the
outside.
Awkweird.
Thank God it gets better. Much better.
Because this...
May 1, 2023
They say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
So, it’s safe to say that everything possesses some degree of charm
because what one person thinks is ugly another may see as
lovely.
Dogs are a great example. Let’s be real, some Pug faces resemble a
cow patty. And even though we are aware that it is not
pretty,...