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Stoney Baloney | A Narrated Cannabis Column

Apr 24, 2023

I feel like being bad.

Therefore, I am going to find a sign on the side of a building that prohibits me from hanging out and purposefully looking like I don’t belong. I’ll don a feather boa, sparkly, ridiculously oversized sunglasses, and a t-shirt that says FUCK CORRUPTION.

I think this is what they mean by NO...

Apr 17, 2023

If you need proof, just listen to the song from the Lego movie. After a while, it becomes the antithesis of awesome. Especially if you are always running the kids around in the grocery getter and have reached the unenviable 420th listen.

At that point everything is annoying.

I mean, this energetic song about positive...

Apr 10, 2023

Many babies have been made under the influence of alcohol. And if you date back to the day whence liquor was first drunk, that’s a shitload of humans created from bad decisions. I mean, we’re on the verge of reaching eight billion bodies choking out the planet, and we don’t need more people.

See the...

Apr 4, 2023

In 2024, Disney’s copyright on the very first Mickey Mouse animated short, Steamboat Willy, will expire, allowing the image of the pop culture icon to enter the public domain. With the 98 years of protection expiring, the original iteration of the world’s most ubiquitous mouse is finally available to borrow.