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Stoney Baloney | A Narrated Cannabis Column

Mar 27, 2023

I love popcorn.

I don’t care how the hell you serve it up--popcorn is one of my favorite foods. And I know I am not alone in this obsession. Because whether your weakness is tasty food or the Family Feud, there’s not a person on this planet who is exempt from some level of addiction.

Popcorn is for me—shitty...

Mar 20, 2023

In case you didn’t know, Davey Dabs has a stomach tattoo.

The tattoo is a realistic portrait of an actual stomach. The stomach is that of his deceased grandmother. And although he was not a witness to the autopsy of his beloved grandma Dombrowski from his mother’s polish side of the family, he did bring a Ouija...

Mar 13, 2023

You’ve walked into a room and seen mounted animals peering downward with glazed eyes, yes? Maybe it was a hawk with flared wings and a curved beak, frozen in a statuesque moment. Or a snarling bear, mid-growl, caught in a pose when the hair spiked from the back and the drool dripped over the fangs.

This fantastic...

Mar 6, 2023

I know, not cool.

It’s just that I was looking for a towel because you told me I could grab a shower since we just returned from the gym, and you ran to grab a six pack. There wasn’t a clean one in the bathroom, so I checked your bedroom closet. 

I wasn’t entirely sure what to think upon first sight because...