Feb 27, 2023
Remember Myspace? Well, in case you forgot, it was the awesome precursor to Facebook. In fact, if they ever have a wing for internet history at the Smithsonian Institute, it is sure to have rightful representation. Because unfortunately, this originator of social media is now obsolete like phone booths, travel agencies,...
Feb 21, 2023
Against the odds of physics, I think it’s downright amazing that we have solved many of the mysteries that for millennia prevented us from successfully remaining vertical. Because if you really think about it, there are countless perils that our predecessors learned to dodge enough times to eventually afford us the...
Feb 13, 2023
Apart from the disturbing fact that the drakes are
verified gang rapists, these birds are quite wonderful. I know that
sounds like a heavy contradiction, but every species has its system
for making babies, and we are not ones to judge the unspoken rules
of natural selection.
Don’t cancel Donald Duck!
All unsolicited...
Feb 6, 2023
You’re wearing everybody out
with your bullshit, Bro.
And you’re not even
aware of it, which makes it doubly frustrating for anyone who sees
through your facade. The way you peacock in da club, flossin’ big
blings with this month’s overpriced designer logo plastered on the
front of your hoodie, effectively...