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Stoney Baloney | A Narrated Cannabis Column

Jan 30, 2023

This is the name of Davey Dabs’ experimental, psychedelic rock band. He calls it psychedelic because the only chance for the music to make sense is if the person hearing it is under some form of kaleidoscopic mind alteration. Otherwise, it’s impossible to formulate any semblance from the discombobulated noise.


Jan 23, 2023

One of the most memorable statements my father ever imparted onto me was, “You can bullshit a bullshitter, but you can’t bullshit a bullshitter.” imaginative right? A philosophical mindblow. Aristotle would be in awe.

My dad was an alcoholic. 

And a major bullshitter. 

But even as much as this is a bullshit...

Jan 16, 2023

Do you ever find yourself having a conversation with something that is incapable of responding? The answer is yes. We all do it because we will never be judged by it. 

It’s a way of talking to yourself without the guilt of not admitting that you might be loony. Like, no one can prove you’re nuts if you’re working...

Jan 9, 2023

I know, harsh title, but someone had to say it. 

Because we’ve all found ourselves subjected to that annoying Jackyl of a song. And the melody is so phenomenally irritating, that it has now become a guaranteed way to jack someone with an unsuspecting prank. Just play Baby Shark when their attention is completely...

Jan 2, 2023

Have you ever heard the phrase for lack of a better word? It means that you’re searching your vocabulary to find the most applicable language that best represents what you’re trying to convey. Sometimes you don’t have the exact word, but by using this phrase, you make it known that your intention is to communicate...